why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
u ever just jammin the fuck out in the car and suddenly think “what if i died right now? what if i died listening to Beautiful Liar? what if the last words i heard were ‘nobody likes being played’???”
one time Timber was on the radio and I hit black ice and spun out and I thought “oh god I’m going to die listening to Pitbull”
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.